ooh lala, max in love .
"hiring entry level positions"

taggediconic:

[username redacted]:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

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madblackgirl:

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(Source: blackfemalepresident, via itspocahontasss)

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oddjordann:

nikki-fellatio:

The “why you bringing up old shit” expression.


"Oil? Who said something bout oil? Bitch, you cookin?"
meidosuji:

taco-marco:

king-of-the-casuals:

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

What does this mean???? Help????

Wait for it
star-lawd-star:

r-eprieve:

My brother just says very true things now and then.

lol that is true
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howtobeafuckinglady:

zadddy
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